As I have noted previously, one of the handful of albums I owned as a child was Bryan Adams’ Reckless. And I owned it because friends of mine — the previously mentioned Becca, her older sister, and her best friend — were rabid Bryan Adams fans. I distinctly remember standing in the parking lot at the school near all our houses while those three jumped up and down over some manner of B. Adams news — potentially that he was coming to town, though also potentially just a morsel of swoon-inducing gossip one of them had heard about him.
Twenty years and several cities later, another friend would introduce me to Ryan Adams, an altogether different singer-songwriter type. I LOVED the Ryan Adams, particularly the Heartbreaker record. “To Be Young (is to be sad, is to be high)” is, to my mind, pretty much a perfect song. But then boyfriend started putting out an album every other day, of rather diminished quality, and I kind of lost interest. Not before I’d dragged my friend Amy to see him in concert, though — at a venue where we felt like we raised the median age by a good ten years. Sigh.
During the three or four years when I was all about the Ryan Adams, I frequently found myself, while raving about him to others, defensively and/or pre-emptively saying something along the lines of “No no no, not BRYAN Adams, RYAN Adams. They are TOTALLY different.” Because, what, I couldn’t let people think I liked the Bryan Adams? That would be fatally uncool? Come on. Just another instance of me needing to get over myself.
It’s also totally false, because I loooooved me that Reckless album, and pretty much listened to no other song in the summer of 1991 than “(Everything I Do) I Do It for You.” I spent that summer on the coast, cleaning houses, and careening around narrow coastal roads in my grandfather’s big old Lincoln/Cadillac/some other make of gigantic car, singing at the top of my lungs.
And even though R.A. insists he has gotten over it, I can’t quite forgive him for being so humorless about the B.A. connection. I mean, lighten up, dude. (Except when you are writing songs: I like you best when you are tearing your own heart out.)

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October 16, 2009 at 12:13 pm
mamakitt
I assume, since our music teacher floated between our two grade schools, that you too spent much of sixth grade warbling “Summer of ‘69″ with your classmates? Also “Shout” by Tears for Fears, and “These Dreams” by your apparently beloved Heart.
Yes? Or was it just us?
October 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm
thegirlontheswing
It is possible. But also sixth grade was the year the music teacher missed her piano bench when she went to sit down one day, and we all laughed, so I think we ended up getting our music classes taken away from us for a while.
Sigh. Children can be SO CRUEL.