I had the oddest experience this morning: upon hearing “Your Wildest Dreams,” my brain went haywire. Specifically, it went, “Oh this reminds me of aerobics. No, college! No, the hallways of junior high. Or was it high school … grade school?”

Figuring it was a lost cause, I hit scan to find another song, but immediately changed my mind and went back. I thought by exposing myself to the entire song I might get some clarity around my associations with it. And I have to say … that didn’t work at all.

The best I can latch on to is some vague feeling of being alone and either hearing or singing this, and being filled with the sort of weird yearning/hope that certain love songs inspire, and it turns out I also seem to know most of the lyrics. My cortex is crumbling.

On a more concrete and delightful note, you will not want to miss the oh-so-’80s video saga:

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